Tallepyon

Tallepyon; Weiner-Man; Darth Weiner
Saber	Staff (Mangry)
Style	Pro Wrestling
Affiliation(s)	The Jedi Academy
Gender	Male
Location	Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Padawans	DJ Sith

Tallepyon, also known as Darth Weiner, is the padawan of the renowned Sith Lord, Darth Baker, and a student in the academy. He is a sensitive fellow who enjoys long conversations, refreshing strolls in the park, and candlelit dinners of deliciously grills weiners of various kinds. Tallepyon considers himself a ladies man, though his Master, the venerable Darth Baker, contends otherwise. Nevertheless, Tallepyon received the title of "the makeout king" through his mentor/master relationship with his platonic soul-mate, DJ Sith, one of the founding members of the academy.

Tallepyon is a master of the saberstaff and has created many destructive moves over the course of his JKA career, which ended prematurely due to his addiction to the popular MMO, World of Warcraft. Despite that, Tallepyon is known for his special moves, "Flight of the Mockingbird" and "The Tallepyon Train." There has been some controversy over the creative rights of "Flight of the Mockingbird." Though Tallepyon is credited with the move's ridiculous name, JK13 is quick to argue that he was the creator of the technique, much like Dante Valmont invented the medium stance left swing. Little do Tallepyon and JK13 know, the move was already widely used among certain players at the time of their "creation."

Tallepyon has an anime about himself called "Super Genius Tallepyon Cool Guy." This anime catalogs his Don Quixote'esk ventures. He fights many formidable foes and always wins due to his keen sense of coolness, and sometimes, dumb luck. His anime character was originally a guy, but further contemplation became a 12 year old girl whose catch phrase are "Tee hee! Let's go to the mini-mall!" and "oh you're being a big doodoo!".